Fractional Rabbits: Reblog if you have a scar with a story behind it.
Don’t let your cousin convince you to ride a bike without brakes down a steep slope that ends in a cliff, also, don’t ever check to see if the iron is hot with your wrist.
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if you get a large red rash on your eye dont think its temporary and leave it there for a week so it can manifest itself to the point of impairing your eyesight dont do it man just dont
don’t ever let a lion cub sit in your lap thinking it’s precious but then when you’re petting it, the lion cub turns around and bites your chest
Don’t be born with a birthmark on your chest the size of a lopsided penny that your mom thinks is going to turn into skin cancer so she takes you to get it looked at and then they just decide to cut it out and stitch you shut again right there in the dermatologist’s office even though “oops this goes deeper than I thought it would.”
Don’t try to float down from the shelves you’ve just climbed. Climb down instead. Also stay away from antique typewriters, and for the love of gods, be careful when dancing around heaters.
Don’t let your dad startle you while you’re ripping out the studs in a wall with a crowbar. Also, don’t let your dog gnaw on your knuckles. Also also, don’t get the chicken pox twice and scratch so much that three of them become scars. Not fun.
